I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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