dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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