is your mom at the bar?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
