So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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