did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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