I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
