your thong is hanging out like whoa
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
