yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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