I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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