Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
This is classic penis vs brain.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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