And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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