she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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