she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Fuck appropriateness.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
