he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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