After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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