i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
