I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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