i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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