If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
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He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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