I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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