I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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