I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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