i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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