I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
3 2 1 whiskey
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize
