just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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