You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
