i think my tv is drunk
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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