Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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