someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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