you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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