are you still at the devil's house?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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