Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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