If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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