Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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