it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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