So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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