I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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