After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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