in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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