I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
