TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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