it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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