I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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