i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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