i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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