the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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