put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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