Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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