As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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