You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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