What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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