belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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