I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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