yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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