Nicole vs. Life
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I lost the right to judge tonight
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Randomize
