Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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