You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize